The Plan

Make Me World Leader

I would be a great world leader. 

Firstly, My aura is off the charts.

Secondly, I will make freddos price capped at 5p and build an aircon unit so large it can stop global warming.

To deal with overpopulation i will get a bike pump and pump the earth full of air so it grows so more people can live on the earth. 

I will also bring the horsham mcdonalds back

and finally anyone who misbeahves goes into the time out corner in antartica

Evidence